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Fun gag for every "John" in the house! Simply set this handy timer when you finish your business to give other bathroom visitors fair warning to keep their distance until it's safe to enter. The 4"Dia. wind-up timer counts down through the smelliest phases until it sounds an all clear. Plastic and iron.

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